I need a new brain

....because I cannot remember anything I have read!

Maybe if you talked to me now, I'd probably forget your name too.

and if you can't recognize me when you see me, don't worry, it's not a problem with your brain or eyesight. I'm probably too fat from all the comfort eating/excessive sleeping/constantly sitting lifestyle.

sits and looks at notes
reads 4 lines....wah! so strenuous to read...maybe I should eat something. Gets up and eat.

Reads another 4 lines (1 slide), oh no, so tiring, maybe you need another snack...eats.

"You're working so hard, maybe you need an ice cream to reward yourself!"

Reads another 4 lines, starts thinking of maggi mee, "no must resist!" tries to read but can only hear maggi mee calling....."ok ok brain, I will eat so that I can concentrate better."

Too much blood now channeled to the mesentric arteries diverting blood from brain so, "emm..lets just sleep for 5 minutes"
A couple of jabs on the snooze button and 1 hour later...

reads another 4 lines, thinks "how about some dimsum from the shop downstairs? And oh, while you are at it, some burger too??"
Patters downstairs to buy food, eat...
Reads another 4 lines, "maybe a glass of milk to wash everything down?"

"Lets add some coco crunch with the milk yea?"

Since an average note contains 24 lecture slides, and someone estimated that we have to go through some 200+notes, (24X200), I just hope airasia doesn't have a weight limit for its passengers or else I would have to ship myself home or buy 2 airline tickets. And oh, could you donate me some new clothes cuz I can't seem to fit into mine.

Anyway all the talking about food has made me hungry, I guess I shall whip up a meal again later. Back to the amnesia problem, everything sounds familiar, but like the Specificity and Sensitivity test, I can rule out (sensitivity of my brain) what I have not read, but I can't rule in what I have read (specificity). Makes no sense? Yea, that's my incoherent brain talking.

And I cannot fail, because I've conveniently arranged a trip on the day of viva, and another trip on the date of the resit. Tickets and all. Fuuyooh, super confident..haha~!

But anyway, there's always a silver lining to each dark cloud...
Although this eating spree is not good plus exams are no fun, I thank God He is bigger than an exam, and I just need to do all I can do, and leave the rest up to Him. No amount of worrying will increase my grades anyway so, what do I have to lose in trusting God? ;)

PS if you want to donate to the feed sarah fund, you're welcome as well.
or you could donate to the "she needs to buy 2 airtickets, help her!" fund too.